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Funny Status About Life : Life is excellent and we as a whole should live it joyfully. It is a generally accepted fact that everybody faces troubles throughout their life and not every person is carrying on with an ideal life. By fulfilling individuals and by living and tolerating each one of those difficulties of life you should live so life will be incredible. The most ideal approach to grin is to go through tie with those individuals who are all around dapper and they fulfill you with interesting jokes and amusing status.Latest Status Collection

Funny Status About Life

Funny Status About Life

  • Save Paper, Don’T Do Homework.
  • I’M Thankful For Every Moment.
  • Where Words Fail, Music Speaks.
  • Courage Is Grace Under Pressure.
  • I Can Handle Pain Until It Hurts.
  • When Nothing Goes Right… Go Left.
  • Oh Please…. Don’T Copy My Status.
  • I Am Cool But Summer Made Me Hot.

funny status about life for whatsapp

  • Take The Risk Or Lose The Chance.
  • Take My Advice — I’M Not Using It.
  • Not Always “Available”… Try Your Luck…
  • I Love Haters, They Keep Me Motivated.

  • Hey, You Are Reading My Status Again ??
  • My Job Is Secure. No One Else Wants It.
  • If You Can’T Convince Them, Confuse Them
  • I Love My Job Only When I Am On Holiday…
  • I Work For Money, For Loyalty Hire A Dog.
  • Even Fools Seem Smart When They Are Quiet
  • Totally Available! Please Disturb To Me!!
  • Home: Where I Can Look Ugly And Enjoy It.
  • Busy: Converting Oxygen To Carbon Dioxide.
  • I Will Win, Not Immediately But Definitely.
  • You Think I Am Bad! Trust Me I Am The Worst.
  • I’M A Smart Person, I Just Do Stupid Things.

funny status about life in english

  • Awesome Ends With Me And Ugly Starts With U.
  • I Am Not Failed……My Success Is Just Postponed.
  • I’M Not Short, I Am Just Concentrated Awesome.
  • Music In The Soul Can Be Heard By The Universe.
  • A Clean House Is The Sign Of A Broken Computer.
  • I Don’T Have An Attitude. I Really Am That Good.
  • I’M Not Lazy, I’M Just In My Energy Saving Mode.
  • Every Rule Has An Exception, Especially This One.

  • God Is Really Creative, I Mean.. Just Look At Me!
  • I Am So Poor That I Can’T Pay Attention In Class.
  • I’M Not 40, I’M Eighteen With 22 Years Experience…
  • I Am Not Drunk, I Am Just Chemically Off-Balanced.
  • Math Rule: If It Seems Easy, You’Re Doing It Wrong.
  • You Cannot Stop The Waves But You Can Learn To Surf.
  • I’M Not Getting Older, I’M Just Becoming A Classic..

funny facebook status about life

  • For Maximum Attention, Nothing Beats A Good Mistake.
  • Stop Checking My Last Seen, Text Me When You Miss Me.
  • When I Was Born..Devil Said..”Oh Shit..!! Competition”.
  • If At First You Don’T Succeed, Skydiving Is Not For You!
  • Always Remember You Are Unique, Just Like Everyone Else.
  • Don`T You Know It`S Rude To Talk While I`M Interrupting?
  • Oh, So You Wanna Argue, Bring It. I Got My Caps Lock On.

  • Hope For The Best, Expect The Worst And Take What Comes.
  • Whenever I Find Key To Success, Someone Changes The Lock.
  • Cousins Are Created So That Our Parents Can Compare Marks.
  • Get Up Every Morning, Imagine A Future Then Make It Happen.
  • Life Is Too Short. Don’T Waste It Removing Pen Drive Safely.
  • I Don’T Need To Explain Myself, Because I Know I’M The Best.
  • Failure Is The Opportunity To Begin Again More Intelligently.
  • I’M Really Good At Stuff Until People Watch Me Do That Stuff.
  • Some People Are Alive Only, Because It’S Illegal To Kill Them.
  • People Say I Have A Dirty Mind, But I’M Say Its Just Creative!
  • One Good Thing About Music, When It Hits You, You Feel No Pain.
  • Phones Are Better Than Girlfriends, At Least We Can Switch Off.

funny status quotes about life

  • Rice Is Great When You’Re Hungry And You Want 2000 Of Something.
  • Love Starts With A Hug, Grows With A Kiss, And Ends With A Tear.
  • My Life, My Choices, My Mistakes, My Lessons, Not Your Business.
  • Do You Know Why You Like Me? Because You Are Freaking Crazy Too.
  • Whatever You Do Always Give 100 %. Unless You Are Donating Blood.
  • Three Words Guaranteed To Humiliate Men Everywhere: ‘Hold My Purse.
  • I`M Jealous Of My Parents, I`Ll Never Have A Kid As Cool As Theirs…
  • If You Like Me Then Raise Your Hand, If Not Then Raise Your Standard.
  • I Stopped Fighting With My Inner Demons. We Are On The Same Side Now.
  • There Are Only Two Times That I Want To Be With You… Now And Forever.
  • My Attitude Is Not The Problem. You Just Can’T Handle My Personality.
  • I Stopped Fighting With My Inner Demons. We Are On The Same Side Now.
  • We Live In A Society Where Pizza Gets To Your House Before The Police.

  • When Life Gives You Lemons, Squirt Someone In The Eye. Cathy Guisewite
  • Given That You Know A Lot About Me, Doesn’T Mean, Am Still That Person.
  • The Trouble With Being Punctual Is That Nobody’S There To Appreciate It.
  • I Wonder How Police On Bikes Arrest People. “Alright, Get In The Basket.”
  • I Love My Life Because It Gave Me You; I Love You Because You Are My Life.
  • Life Is Like Riding A Bicycle; To Keep Your Balance, You Must Keep Moving.
  • Hey! I Found Something Under My Shoe. Oh, Wait. That’S Just Your Attitude.
  • I May Be Old Enough To Know Better, But I Am Still Young Enough To Do It..
  • If I Ever Need A Heart Transplant, I’D Want My Ex’S. It’S Never Been Used.
  • The United States Is A Nation Of Laws: Badly Written And Randomly Enforced.
  • If You’Re Too Open-Minded; Your Brains Will Fall Out. Lawrence Ferlinghetti
  • Can I Take Your Picture?? I Love To Collect Pictures Of Natural Disasters..

funny fb status about life

  • To Steal Ideas From One Person Is Plagiarism. To Steal From Many Is Research.
  • Dear God, There Is A Bug In Your Software… It’S Called Monday, Please Fix It.
  • I Don’T Need A Hair Stylist, My Pillow Gives Me A New Hairstyle Every Morning.
  • I Follow The Quote, “Always Be True To Yourself” Because I Only Lie To Others!
  • You Are The Reason Why I Wake Up Every Morning… Just Kidding, I Have School 😛
  • I Love To Cry In The Rain Because That’S The Only Time No One Can Hear The Pain.
  • I Did Not Attend His Funeral, But I Sent A Nice Letter Saying I Approved Of It.
  • I Love To Cry In The Rain Because That’S The Only Time No One Can Hear The Pain.
  • If People Are Trying To Bring You ‘Down’, It Only Means That You Are ‘Above Them’.
  • I Don’T Have An Attitude Problem, I Just Have A Personality That You Can’T Handle.
  • A Person Who Falls And Gets Back Up Is Much Stronger Than A Person Who Never Fell.
  • I Don’T Understand Why Life Keeps Trying To Teach Me Lessons I Don’T Want To Learn.
  • I Have To Exercise Early In The Morning Before My Brain Figures Out What I’M Doing.
  • A Bank Is A Place That Will Lend You Money, If You Can Prove That You Don’T Need It.
  • Wants To Merge Myspace, Facebook, Youtube And Twitter And Call It: My Face You Twit.
  • The Only Reason I Am Fat Is That A Tiny Body Couldn’T Store All These Personalities.
  • My Wife Told Me To Go Out And Get Something That Makes Her Look Sexy… So I Got
  • Drunk.
  • A Lie Gets Halfway Around The World Before The Truth Has A Chance To Get Its Pants On.
  • The Best Way To Teach Your Kids About Taxes Is By Eating 30 Percent Of Their Ice Cream.
  • It May Look Like I’M Doing Nothing, But I’M Actively Waiting For My Problems To Go Away.
  • Fact: Phone On Silent Mode – 10 Missed Call… Turns Volume To Loud- Nobody Calls All Day!!
  • Dear Math, Please Grow Up And Solve Your Own Problems, I’M Tired Of Solving Them For You.
  • Everyone Is Going To Hurt You. You Just Have To Find The Ones Who Are Worth Suffering For.
  • Guys Are Like Stars, There Are Millions Of Them, But Only One Makes Your Dreams Come True.
  • When I’M On My Death Bed, I Want My Final Words To Be ‘I Left One Million Dollars In The…’Funny status about life
  • It’S So Great To Find That One Special Person You Want To Annoy For The Rest Of Your Life.
  • You’Re Better Off Being Alone Than Being With Someone Who Makes You Feel Like You’Re Alone.
  • Awesome Moment Helping My Sister In Searching For Her Chocolate That I Ate A Few Hours Ago.
  • Never Trust People Who Smile Constantly. They’Re Either Selling Something Or Not Very Bright.
  • Life Isn’T About How Many Breaths You Take But About The Moments That Take Your Breathe Away.
  • That Awkward Moment When Somebody Is Doing Dishes And You Slowly Put Another Dish In The Sink.
  • Think About It ..Every Time We Look Back At Ourselves Few Years Ago We Think We Were An Idiot.
  • The Greatest Advantage Of Speaking The Truth Is That You Don’T Have To Remember What You Said.
  • Pretending To Be Happy When You’Re In Pain Is Just An Example Of How Strong You Are As A Person.
  • Life Can Give Us Lots’ Of Beautiful Persons, But Only One Person Is Enough For A Beautiful Life…Funny status about life
  • Men Have Two Emotions: Hungry And Horny. If You See Him Without An Erection, Make Him A Sandwich.
  • Yesterday Is History. Tomorrow Is A Mystery. Today Is A Gift. That’S Why It’S Called The Present.
  • I Enjoy When People Show Attitude To Me Because It Shows That They Need An Attitude To Impress Me!
  • Knowledge Is Like Underwear. It Is Useful To Have It, But Not Necessary To Show It Off. Bill Murray
  • If I Could Choose Between Loving You And Breathing I Would Chose My Last Breathe To Say I Love You.
  • Thinks I Feel Great When I Go To Bed Drunk. I Wake Up Feeling Crap. Obviously Sleep Is Bad For You.
  • Do You Ever Have A Plan For The Day And Suddenly It’S 5 Pm And You Have Achieved Literally Nothing?
  • History Teaches Us That Men And Nations Behave Wisely Once They Have Exhausted All Other Alternatives.
  • That’S Why They Call It The American Dream, Because You Have To Be Asleep To Believe It. George Carlin
  • Strong People Don’T Put Others Down. They Lift Them Up And Slam Them On The Ground For Maximum Damage.Funny status about life
  • It May Look Like I’M Deep In Thought, But 99% Of The Time I’M Just Thinking About What Food To Eat Later.
  • Everything Is Changing. People Are Taking The Comedians Seriously And The Politicians As A Joke. Will Rogers
  • Going To Church Doesn’T Make You A Christian Any More Than Going To A Garage Makes You An Automobile. Billy Sunday
  • America Is A Country Where Half The Money Is Spent Buying Food, And The Other Half Is Spent Trying To Lose Weight.
  • Oh I’M Sorry! I Didn’T Realise You Were Giving Me A Dirty Look…I Just Thought You Were Ugly Like That All The Time!!
  • Don’T Confuse My Personality And My Attitude. My Personality Is Who I Am, But My Attitude Completely Depends On Who You Are.
  • Two Things To Remember In Life: “Take Care Of Your Thoughts When You’Re Alone”, And “Take Care Of Your Words When You’Re With People”
  • I Came From A Real Tough Neighborhood. Once A Guy Pulled A Knife On Me. I Knew He Wasn’T A Professional, The Knife Had Butter On It. Rodney Dangerfield
  • I Have Finally Figured Out Why I Can’T Lose This Extra Weight. The Shampoo I Use In The Shower That Runs Down My Body Says, “For Extra Volume And Body.”
  • One Hand On The Pen, Other On The Phone, One Ear Lecture, Other On Gossip, One Eye On Board, Other On Crush, Who Says Student Life Is Easy? We Are Very Busy.
  • When I Was A Kid My Parents Moved A Lot, But I Always Found Them. It Isn’T The Bad Memories That Make You Sad, But The Best Ones That You Can’T Bring It Back.

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